February 2012
I wanna climb that tree over that lake.
You mean the river?
No I mean the MIGRATING LAKE.
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IF YOU DON'T THINK PORCUPINE TREE IS AN AMAZING...
youremyguitarhero:
have a lovely rest of your evening, because I understand and accept that not everyone has the same taste in music as me, and that’s perfectly okay. :)
Jesus CHRIST I want pizza what the fuck.
if I don’t have it I think I might actually pass out
What is with these cravings lately, my body is losing its mind
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He clearly looks and acts and talks like a douche...
“lol make me a sanwich cunt”
Why are you surprised that he is a douche….?
People confuse me.
Make a bajillion plans and get really excited
Wake up with 8 missed calls and 26 texts.
I live the life of an alcohol without the alcohol.
Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.
Watch“[using predictive analytics based on what she was purchasing], Target actually knew this girl better than her own father.”
Consumer analytics are seriously interesting and terrifying things.
Even though I’ve been in the company, there are so many smoke screens within Target corp. and there’s a reason they’re one of the most successful discount department stores in...
“I think what’s actually alarming is the fact that all this kind of...”
– Satire is great.
This also describes how I feel about my seminar pretty nicely.
Anonymous asked: Favorite food?
So far this month I have made it to 19 of the 42...
I don’t like this.
I wanted RCT so I got it.
Deluxeeee
All I want to do is play Roller Coaster Tycoon.
Holy shit.
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I just walked in on my roommate dipping uncooked hotdogs in alfredo sauce.
At least they're only hot dogs.
.,jesus.
Watchbawlins:
Awesome nature sounds generator.
man fuck people so hard
If you had to take an exam to be a parent or a citizen of the country you live in most people would fail so hard
fuck human beings suck
god damn it
I’m drunk and high WHY AM I STILL SO ANGRY
My bowl just rolled over and none of its contents...
HALLELUJAH
For that which physics can't explain, there's...
I got bic'd
Long islands and rums with a splash of coke make...
Wooooo
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Drunk Exchanges
Your skullcap makes you look like a skinhead!
Well your shirt makes you look like a whore!
I have absolutely no respect for anyone that...
I don’t care what you believe in, if an existential entity is grounds to violate the rights of others to you, you’re fucked up.